the ol’ razzle dazzle
OMFG GUYS HELP CHRIS PINE IS SITTING NEXT TO ME WHAT THE FUCK HOLY CRAP WHY IS HE HERE? WHY IS CAPTAIN FUCKING KIRK IN RICCARTON MALL?!?
Just look at him and whisper “James Tiberius Kirk.” and see what he does
I initiated a friendly conversation to disguise myself as a non-fangirling normal civilian. Then, as I was leaving, I silently turned around and did the Vulcan Salute. His eyes went wide and he literally backed away.
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
also Ernest Hemmingway but that’s beside the point
|Song: Defying Gravity|
|Artist: Idina Menzel/Kristin Chenoweth|
|Played: 94,094 times.|
One of the few things I haven’t minded about Frozen's success is the fact that it's helped Idina Menzel make a stronger leap from stage-fame to more mainstream-fame than the film version of RENT or her stint on Glee did.
Still, while “Let it Go” is a decent song - largely because of Idina’s powerhouse voice - it’s basically a poor man’s “Defying Gravity”.
So those of you who love “Let it Go” but have yet to hear the original Broadway recording of “Defying Gravity”, listen and experience a powerful, life-changing eargasm.
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U
i hope manners is the next cool trend
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
Friendship at it’s finest