tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

fishtwigz:

elijahwood:

imagine if celebrities decided to sign up on tumblr and they try to make their url their name

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

jeremyandscarlett:

lokuricas:

i’d like to applaud crowley for making the worlds most british hell

no one likes waiting in line

#tony #tony stop #you’re bickering with a child

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

chelsdamelsp:

emsofmanyfandoms:

andrewducote:

tigerbun:

ifyoureachfortheheavens:

Lies. Wendy is way prettier than that when she grows up. Trust me.

OH MY GOD THAT ^ Do you realise who that is? He’s the Peter Pan from Disneyland who married Wendy. that’s just really sweet omg.

Wait.

ahHH that’s the best addition to a post I’ve seen :D

endversed:

#sam’s so tired of dean’s shit

andermelon:

DARRENS ON THAT RADIO SHOW AND HE JUST SAID (ABOUT KLAINE) “LIKE ALL GREAT COUPLES THEY’LL FIGURE IT OUT”. “OR DIE”

DARREN

crisspierce:

Things that usually happen at Darren shows. (x)

spn-dw-sh:

watchtheskytonight:

runaeveena:

is he from star wars?

eVERYBODY IS BASICALLY CAPTAIN AMERICA EXCEPT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA

I’m sorry but are we not going to point out that a 6 year old knows Hannibal…

inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

townsvillain:

internetexplorers:

ur not a true blogger until u feel pins and needles in ur fingers from blogging too hard

i think youre having a stroke