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amitaay:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#I DONT EVEN GET PHONE RECEPTION AT MY PLACE
#THERES NOBODY TO DATE
#YOU TELL SOMEBODY SOMETHING AND WITHIN 2 DAYS THE WHOLE TOWN KNOWS

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im-batman-in-a-dress:

breakfastburritoe:

mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon

WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????

8 hours ago on April 17th | J | 40,241 notes
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yunuen:

fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

tldr; the ladies save the world instead

9 hours ago on April 17th | J | 6,958 notes

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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9 hours ago on April 17th | J | 74,485 notes
technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

14 hours ago on April 17th | J | 262,665 notes
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calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

14 hours ago on April 17th | J | 50,979 notes

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

14 hours ago on April 17th | J | 116,599 notes
desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

15 hours ago on April 17th | J | 4,506 notes
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tyleroakley:

i feel like this is important

15 hours ago on April 17th | J | 129,402 notes
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guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

16 hours ago on April 17th | J | 30,703 notes
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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

16 hours ago on April 17th | J | 559,206 notes