geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important



Jul 27   via   ©    70945

mujimakjihan:

if you wanna take the mbti test, i recommend this one bc its worded very simply

also a tip: answer based on what you naturally wanna do or what you naturally prefer, dont answer based on what youre forced to do



Jul 27   via   ©    10146

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably



Jul 27   via   ©    10318

regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.



Jul 27   via   ©    184916

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*



Jul 27   via   ©    87455

crocodilepatronus:

………..Kim K game getting a lil too real….. 



Jul 27   via   ©    27582

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor


Jul 27   via   ©    33095
#god     

poopflow:

chrisprattawesomesource:

Are you even real

what the hell hes literally the best



Jul 27   via   ©    21917

kissingcullens:

(shakes head) You come into MY house, you tell me MY favorite characters are heterosexual…



Jul 27   via   ©    30608

doedrops:

please do not yell at me im a nervous dumb girl who is just trying to survive



Jul 27   via      247330

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that



Jul 26   via   ©    95554


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ambrister:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM DEAD



Jul 26   via   ©    141142
#christ     #video     

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot



Jul 26   via   ©    21312
#same     

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.



Jul 26   via   ©    52543
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