unsharedmemories:

do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?



Jul 23   via   ©    140618

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*



Jul 23   via   ©    335507

tyleroakley:

kingjaffejoffer:

cartelgathering:

russellmiller:

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

omg

lmao

HIS RESPONSE



Jul 23   via   ©    56485

coolator:

scott pilgrim was 23 dating a 17 year old why arent we dragging him 



Jul 23   via   ©    522


Jul 23   via   ©    307188

vinebox:

white girls be like



Jul 23   via   ©    117657

littlesestras:

au where cosima and delphine are celebrities who start dating, but the media constantly refers to them as ‘gal pals’ until cosima gets really sick of it and goes to a press event to say ”WE’RE GAY. WE’RE SUPER GAY. WE’RE DATING AND IT’S EXTREMELY GAY.”



Jul 23   via   ©    856

thedeviousplot:

this could be us but you playing



Jul 23   via   ©    8921

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image



Jul 23   via   ©    25097

doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah


Jul 22   via   ©    678672

vulcan-ology:

i think the most inaccurate part of the reboot movies is that jim kirk hasn’t ripped his shirt yet. not once. did they even watch tos?? he ripped his shirt like every three episodes.



Jul 22   via   ©    1857
#yeah jim cmon     #star trek     

classicassi:

vinebox:

Tip toein in my jawdans

bruh she tall af



Jul 22   via   ©    1595

minteh:

"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.



Jul 22   via   ©    116821

thnksgiving:

do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school



Jul 22   via      573560

shouldnt:

honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it



Jul 22   via   ©    37117
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